Saturday, January 31, 2015

Governor Amosun Of Ogun Stoned By Tasued Students As He Ran For Cover [See Photo]



The Ogun State Governor, Senator Ibikunle
Amosun while on a campaign visit to Tai
Solarin University Of Education, Ijebu-ode on
Thursday, 29th January was attacked by some
angry students of the State-owned university
who appeared not to have forgiven him over
his numerous attempts to initially scrap the
institution.

On his arrival to the institution, TASUED
students on campus who became aware of his
presence immediately trooped out in large
numbers.

Initially, it appeared to the Governor and his
campaign team the students had gathered to
cheer them.

There was a wind of change when some
students hurriedly brought out sachets water
(pure water) and in a jiffy, it became a
chorused act as other furious students joined
in stoning Governor Ibikunle Amosun with
various objects they could lay their hands on.
The Governor became ruffled before he was
able to run to safety and quickly drove off
with his convoy.

Before now, Amosun had been against the
existence of the university, giving reason that
two state universities were too much for his
administration to handle.

This led to various protests by students of
TASUED, as well as the death of a student
leader, Com. Tunji Fashina.

Also, Nigerian Universities Commission, NUC
as a result of Amosun’s refusal to adequately
fund TASUED delisted courses offered in the
university from 48 to 23.

Just recently, Accounting course got delisted as
a course in TASUED.
This development has left many students
frustrated.

DAILY POST has gathered that TASUED Vice
Chancellor, Prof. Oluyemisi Obilade is seen as
an accomplice as she remains undisturbed
with the various happenings in the school
system.

Friday, January 30, 2015

Poly Ibadan SUG welfare director lost his life in a ghastly motor accident




SUG excos....Poly Ibadan SUG welfare director
lost his life in a ghastly motor accident in the early hours of
today.....RIP comrade Marvellous

I Intend To Marry And Have A Child This Year – D’banj



35-year old D’banj stands tall as one of the
most eligible bachelors in the Nigerian
entertainment industry.

And despite being romantically linked with
several women, some of them the most
beautiful in this part of the world over the
years, he remains single.

D’banj has, however, told NET that it’s his
desire to settle down and have a child this
year.

D’banj admitted that he was under pressure to
get married last year, saying: ‘Yes, I was
under pressure towards the end of last year to
get married, my mum really wanted it.’
When asked if he has plans of taking a bride
home to his mum this year, D’banj said: ‘Well,
I don’t know yet but I know that I am
intending to do it this year.

More importantly for me, I’ve always wanted
to have a child, but last year my brother, Kay
Switch had a child and it brought so much joy
to me.

So this year, I’m thinking of settling down to
have my own Koko junior soon.’

Ebonyi State Governor’s Son Arrested By EFCC


Elechi Nnanna Elechi, the son of Ebonyi State
governor, Martin Elechi, was on Thursday,
January 29, arrested by operatives of the
Economic and Financial Crimes Commission
(EFCC).

Elechi, who reportedly arrived the
commission’s head office in Abuja, was
invited for questioning over allegations of
laundering worth millions.

According to Premium Times, the governor’s
son is alleged to be behind his family’s
company, which secured contracts from the
state and local governments, but however,
remain unexecuted, four months before his
father’s teenure ends.


As at late on Thursday night, Elechi was yet to
be released by the anti-graft agency.
A week ago, the EFCC interrogated the
Permanent Secretary of the state Ministry of
Works, Cornelius Onwe; while the state’s
Accountant General, Edwin Igbele;
Commissioner for Finance, Timothy
Ogbonnaya Odaa; and Commissioner for Local
government and Chieftaincy Matters, Cele
Nwali had earlier been being quizzed by
operatives of the EFCC, in Abuja.

They were quizzed over the fraud
perpertrated by the Elechi administration,
through an Asphalt Project for the 13 local
government of the state.

Funny!! See What APC Did To PDP At Benin Presidential Rally [See Photos]



What is right with this photo A controversial
photo which was allegedly taken in an All
Progressives Congress (APC) presidential rally
has been causing rippling effects since it was
shared online as supporters of Peoples
Democratic Party (PDP) are not finding the
“joke” funny…

According to the Special assistant to President
Goodluck Jonathan on New Media, Reno
Omokri who shared the photo, the baboon
which was clad in a PDP wear and also
chained to the platform of the rally ground
was allegedly brought to the APC presidential
rally in Benin for a supposed
‘performance”…..

Hope the APC can explain themselves on the
matt


Thursday, January 29, 2015

LASU VC, John Obafunwa Has No PhD & Holds Two Jobs - ASUU


The Academic Staff Union of Universities on Wednesday
accused the Vice-Chancellor of the Lagos State
University, Prof. John Obafunwa, of not possessing a PhD
and holding two jobs.

Dr. Adesola Nasir, ASUU’s Zonal Coordinator for Lagos
Zone, told the News Agency of Nigeria in Lagos that apart
from being LASU’s VC, Obafunwa was also the Chief
Medical Examiner of Lagos State.

Nasir said it was an aberration to the laws setting up a
university for it to be headed by a personality without a
PhD certificate.

“The vice-chancellor could not run LASU as he ought to
because he lacks the capability to do so,” the ASUU
official said.

In his reaction, Prof. Obafunwa described the allegation of
his non-possession of a PhD as “ignorance at its height”.
Obafunwa said if anyone was questioning his education
as to the PhD/Fellowship issue, that person should
contact the National Universities Commission.
The LASU vice-chancellor said the claim of the union was
another demonstration of ignorance that requires no
comments, stressing: “I need not enter into political
discourse.”

Obafunwa listed some Nigerian universities with vice-
chancellors in the medical field as the University of
Ibadan; the University of Nigeria, Nsukka; the Federal
University, Lokoja; Osun State University; and LASU.

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

"It's not anybody's business that i'm not married"



Waje » real name Aituaje Iruobe is a popular Nigerian singer
with an incredible voice and a teenage daughter, she opens up
about the man in her life » saying "Jehovah the King of King
of Kings is the man in my life. I am married to Jesus. "
In an interview with City People Magazine , the Edo State born
singer said that she is happy being married or not . According
to Waje :

"It is not anybody's business that i am not married"
"Yeah my fans know that i'm happy. Whether I am married or
not, I am a happy woman"

Waje who single mother » and Glo ambassador went on to
explain why she doesn't have a man, saying she is waiting on
God to give her a responsible and God-fearing man.
" Of course, na God dey give person man (Only God gives a
man). The day God will give me a man, iIwill let you know and
will invite you to my wedding. If the man comes my way and
he is the right person, why not. I will marry him"

The 'no be you' singer whose name Waje actually means
'laughter' had a daughter when she left secondary school
whose name is Emerald » . "She is the best thing that has
happened to me" is what she said about her 16 year old
daughter.

Monday, January 26, 2015

Stop financial recklessness – President Jonathan warns Vice Chancellors


President Goodluck Jonathan, on Saturday, warned
that his administration will not condone indiscipline
and financial recklessness in tertiary institutions.
He, therefore, called on the nation’s university
administrators to be prudent in the management of
funds accruing to them.

Jonathan, who made the call while speaking at the
44th Convocation of the University of Nigeria,
Nsukka (UNN) said universities must make concrete
efforts to supplement government funding by
generating their own resources.

“Although, this government is committed to the
development of the universities, there is need to
state in clear and unequivocal terms, that
government should not expected to take hundred
percent responsibility of financing public tertiary
institutions”, he added.
According to him, “We have improved condition of
service, ensured internal autonomy of our
universities, and guaranteed that state-of- the-art
infrastructure are put in place and painstakingly
maintained"

The President whose address was read by the
Minister of Education, Alhaji Ibrahim Shakarawu
stressed that his administration had in the past six
years, committed several billions of Naira to improve
infrastructure, training, re- training and research in
nation’s public institutions, through the Tertiary
Education Trust Fund (TETFund).

On UNN, the Visitor to the university said he was
overwhelmed over the progress so far made in the
institution, adding that it had continued to adhere to
the philosophy of the founding fathers, especially
with the enviable mandate of restoring the divinity of
man.

Also speaking, the Vice Chancellor of UNN, Professor
Benjamin Chukwuma Ozumba, said that “the
university is keeping her commitment to excellence
and has identified significant individuals whose
contributions go in tandem with her goals and
aspirations, and whose superlative achievements
sing the song of apocalypse in the aler of world
achievement”

The high point of the occasion was the awards of
honorary doctorate degrees and Professor Emeritus
to some prominent Nigerians.

Among the awardees were the Deputy Senate
President, Ike Ekweremadu, Lady Valeria Azinge, Mr.
Ojenukwu Augustine Avuru, Dr Musa Babayo.
Professors Paul Akubue and P, N Okeke.

Wife of 2face wishes she was the mother to all his 7 kids



Wife of Nigerian legend 2face Idibia, Annie recently covered
the front page of Motherhood In-Style Magazine » shares her
thoughts on being the mother of 2face's 2 kids, how her
parents divorce affected her and much more.

On being married to 2face Idibia: No, I’m married to Innocent,
one of the most amazing men in the world. I want to believe
our marriage is almost like every other marriage. He’s a good
person a good dad, great husband, a wonderful brother-in-law
and son-in-law, and he’s all that I thought he would be as a
husband and more.

On the low and high points of their relationship: I think it
would be the first time I heard that other people were having
his baby, the second should be when we both sat down and
agreed to end the relationship. We realized it couldn’t work
and decided to break up. That was after I had Isabella. His
proposal was a high point; the way he went about it was
special. And my wedding! I didn’t think we were going to end
up together, and that’s the honest truth.

On making changes: I wish I was the mother of all his kids;
the seven of them. But they are my kids; I just wish I was
their biological mum. They’re awesome; you can’t help but
love them. Everything else has made everything better.
On how his other kids affect their marriage: I won’t say it’s
easy, I will not lie to you. I mean, you have kids with people,
are you going to be their enemy? You have to have at least
some civil relationship with them; you have to be very civil
but God has been very faithful, and it’s still God all the way
because it’s really not easy. I do not regret being with my
husband but I would not want my daughter to be married to a
man that has kids with other women, naturally. You know, it
doesn’t make me love him less or feel like I don’t want to be
here, I’m happy that I’m here, I don’t love him less, but I
would not wish that for my daughter because even if the man
is in, how about the other parties involved? But then, like I
said, it’s key to be civil.

On her pregnancy: I had CS for both kids. With Isabel it was
good, it Olivia it was horrible. I was sick all through my
second pregnancy, and it was difficult. With Isabel, it was
easy.
Annie who dated 2face on and off for about ten years wed him
in an elegant Dubai wedding on March 13, 2013 spoke about
how her parents divorce has made her a better mother saying
"I’ve learnt that life is not a bed of roses. That experience has
made me more focused and stronger. It’s made me the
woman that I am and a better mother to my kids" .

Mother of two, Annie mentioned that she is hell bent on
ensuring that her marriage works too so her children won’t
have to go through divorce and all the pains associated with
it.


New Show ‘Sex Box’ Features Couples Having Sex On Television… Seriously


Gear up, guys: This may be the pinnacle of reality television.
There’s a new show premiering on WE tv on Feb. 27 with a
surprisingly specific and not-at-all-ambiguous title: “Sex
Box.”


Yep, it’s exactly what you think: “troubled” couples —
suffering from things like infidelity and trust issues — will have
sex in a soundproof, camera-free hanging glass contraption
while a panel of experts discusses their relationship mere feet
away.

Warning: Participation is not for those suffering from
performance anxiety.

Then, the blushed, breathless pair will emerge from the sex
box (which is kind of a fun phrase to say, if I’m being totally
honest) donned in fancy silk robes, ready to air out their dirty
laundry in front of a live studio audience.

The idea behind it is that people are more likely to be honest
and vulnerable after just having banged. And clearly the
couples are just thrilled about being there…




A British version of the show was wildly popular overseas, and
honestly, I could totally see this being a bit hit.

The panel of “experts” sounds especially intriguing — there’s a relationship therapist, a hot tattooed sex therapist, a comedian, and a pastor who exclaims “I don’t know if this kinky or crazy!”
Neither do we, girl.

Check out the trailer below, which is full of priceless
affirmations like “the box changes lives.”
“Sex Box” premieres on February 27 on WE tv and I will be
watching every single episode.


Which Anna Kendrick Musical Character Are You?


As Anna Kendrick ‘s Twitter stream proves, the actress is a bit
of an everygirl. She curses, she loves cookies, she wears cute
outfits, she has a lot of feelings about This American Life —
we can relate to her.

One thing most of us do not have in common with Kendrick,
however, is her Broadway roots. She was nominated for a
Tony Award in 1998 for her role in the musical “High Society,”
and has gone on to bring her epic belting to the stage and
screen several times since then. Recent months have seen
two full-on movie musicals, led by Kendrick: “Into the Woods”
and the upcoming “The Last Five Years.” Previously, she
starred in the hugely popular aca-sensation “Pitch Perfect,”
and when she was just a wee little Kendrick, she was in the
aptly named “CAMP,” about a musical theater camp.

So while we all can relate to Kendrick, the real question is
which Kendrick we most relate to. Take our quiz below to find
out which of Kendrick’s musical characters you are.


Thousands Of Troops Deployed To Maiduguri Ahead Of PDP Presidential Campaign Rally


Thousands of troops and new battle ready armored
tanks were deployed to the streets of Maiduguri Borno
state capital ahead of President Goodluck Jonathan
campaign visit to the city today.



Thousands of troops were seen from the Maiduguri airport's
Jos road leading to the shut down of major roads and streets
in the city. Several of the soldiers who appeared well kitted
with brand new rifles were stationed five meters apart.

The development has made many residents uneasy as they
complain that soldiers have made it impossible to move
around the city making life more difficult for them.

A journalist, Kolo Dala, told our correspondent that he
suffered a lot before he could reach the Government House
Maiduguri where he was to meet colleagues because it took
him more than an hour instead of fifteen minutes to get
there.

Another resident, Yusuf Usman, said he saw heavy presence
of military and policemen that looks better kitted and battle-
ready which made him wonder if Mr President could deploy
the troops to fight Boko Haram so as to put an end to the
insurgency that had put Borno state in a virtual lockdown.

Monday, January 19, 2015

FG reduces petrol to N87 per litre


Minister of Petroleum Resources, Deizani Alison-Madueke, has
said the Federal Government has approved the reduction of
the pump price of premium Motor Spirit, otherwise known as
petrol, by N10, due to the fall in the global price of crude oil.
In effect, PMS will now sell for N87 per litre.

Alison-Madueke directed all fuel stations and the regulatory
authorities to effect the change of price immediately.

Details later…

Saturday, January 17, 2015

Amazing Stories Of Love That Will Break Your Heart

60 Years Of Separation

Anna Kozlov had only been a newlywed for three days when
she bid her husband Boris adieu. He was off to fight in the
Red Army and she would await his return—or so they
thought. During Boris’s time away from home, Stalin exiled
Anna and her family to Siberia,:-)  and Anna couldn’t even
leave word for her husband. Boris spent years looking for
her .

The two shared a hometown, but Anna was barred
from visiting it, so the two completely lost contact.
Anna was so distraught that she seriously contemplated
suicide. Her mother then destroyed all mementos of Boris
and Anna’s life together, including wedding photographs
and letters. She eventually remarried. Boris, unbeknownst
to her, did the same.

Years passed, and both lost their spouses.
And then, 60 years after Boris and Anna had said “I do,” something miraculous happened. Anna at last managed to visit their shared hometown of Borovlyanka when she saw an elderly man in the distance. It was Boris. He’d come to the village to pay his respects at his parents’ burial site, and when he noticed Anna, he ran up to her. In true fairytale fashion, they had a second wedding and lived happily ever after.

                     75 Years After First Kiss


When Carol Harris starred as Sleeping Beauty in a third
grade play, her co-star George Raynes “laid a big wet one
on her .” George was playing the prince and had just
initiated his first kiss.

George moved from Saint John, New Brunswick to Toronto,
Ontario after high school, where he got married and raised
a family. Decades passed, and 61 years later, he lost his
wife. He decided to revisit his old stomping grounds in Saint
John, and there, Carol and George crossed paths again.
The two hit it off and quickly became close friends. A
romance blossomed, and George proposed to Carol in an
Ontario restaurant.

Rounding out their fairytale first kiss, George told People
magazine that their romance was “Like Beauty and the
Beast ,” and Carol says, “I finally found my Prince
Charming.” Amazingly, 75 years after their first kiss, they
were married.

Strippers praying together before climbing the pole.



Strippers praying together before climbing the pole. Do you think this is wrong or right? If you were the one to grant their prayer request what will be your answer to this?

Choi! See What 50Cent Posted On Instagram..Calls It Pocket Money





Choi! See What 50Cent Posted On Instagram..Calls
It Pocket Money

Friday, January 16, 2015

Why I showed my boobs instead of bra at Halloween — Cossy Orjiakor



Controversial actress cum singer, Cossy Orjiakor, who seems
to derive pleasure from flaunting her God-given gifts in the
open, is at it again. This time, she is in the news as a result
of her daring presence in the just concluded Halloween held in
Lagos recently. The sexy actress, who went to the event bra
less, told Matinee why she chose not to wear bra to the event.
Hear her, “Actually, a friend of mine and her husband
invited me to the event and I decided to go with one of my
craziest costumes which I have not worn for a long time.
The top has a very tiny hock in the chest and if I should wear
bra, my bra will be exposed. So, I decided to show my boobs
instead of my bra. I think people would prefer to see the
boobs instead of bra. You, which one will you prefer to see?”
she asked our reporter. “The funny thing is that, the very first time I stepped out bra less, I got pips freaking out. Everybody wanted to have pictures with me. Then I got bitten by the Egyptian vampire, these boobs are simply amazing, bra less in Halloween” she added.

Thursday, January 15, 2015

14 Things We Wish Our Girlfriends Knew


1. That we hate to hold Your purses for You…Or walk
around with Your handbags for You…It kills our
masculinity. And emasculates our sense of power and
macho. Kindly hold Your OWN purses. And carry Your
OWN handbags. Its that simple,sweethearts.

2. That we hate to be slapped in public. In the middle of
crowds that are actually watching us. No matter what we
did or how we did it,No matter what we said or how we
said it,kindly DO NOT slap us in public. Its so
embarrassing and confusing. After that slap,we don’t
know what to do…We don’t know whether to slap You
back,or run away,or cry or die. Public slaps are absolutely
offending.

3. That our balls hurt. Kindly QUIT kicking them. Please.
You need something to kick?? Our neighbor has a cat. Go
kick it. Please.

4. That our phones are our HOLY shrines. Our phones are
our greatest sources of happiness and tranquility. And
that some of us treasure our phones more than life…
sometimes.We wish they would let us be with our phones.
Wherever we want to. Whenever we need to. Don’t
separate us from our mobile phones. Our lives are in
THOSE phones.

5. That,no matter how much we love You,Our boys will
always be a part of Us. ALWAYS! We Looooove Our boys.
Love them to death. Our boys are our life. And we would
be dead without our boys. If only You,oh girlfriends,
understood how much our boys mean to us. And
accepted them as they are. silly as they are. For the sake
of us.

6. That we will NEVER really grow up. Never!! No matter
how old we truly are,no matter how much beard we
have,no matter how big our bodies are or how gruff our
voices are,time after time,we will end up acting like little
boys. And being childish is something we do…sometimes.
Forgive Us. And love the child in us.

7. That,even though we love You to death,We will,time
after time,find other women attractive. Very attractive.
Probably more attractive than You. But we are NOT ready
to break up with You for them. No. We still love You. Too
much. But still,there will always be more attractive
women out there. And we may end up admiring them…
because we are Men. Let us admire. Please. It’s harmless

8. That we are NOT all bedroom bullies all the time.
Sometimes we can be a bedroom mbúri. Sometimes we
can be a bedroom ngui. Haha. Or bedroom nyau. Oh,I
mean, sometimes we can pound that thing for 2 hours
straight. And,well,sometimes we can’t even last for a
short 10 minutes. It happens. We are using flesh and
blood. Not Saudi Oil. Please bear with us. And hope for a
better round two.

9. A Mouth Gig is NOT a City Council cleanup operation.
Where You get to use all the force and might and
raw,rough power in the World. A Mouth Gig is a soft
affair. Slow,smooth affair. Which should be handled with
grace and expertise. We really hate it when You descend
down there and turn our poor D’s into a messy cat fight
in the Serengeti. Biting and scratching and chewing
things. No,Baby Girl. Its hurts.

10. That we hate it when You come over and,because You
ended up spending the night,end up hogging 89% of the
bed. Leaving us struggling to sleep on the remaining 11%
little space. We hate it when You grab all the covers…And
spread Yourself across the bed like a tadpole in a
laboratory. Its our bed! For Christssake! Let’s share it
50/50. Please. We all love to sleep.

11. And talking of spreading, We Loooooove it when You
spread it real good. Thus making easier for us to access
the cookie. But we hate it when You do NOTHING beyond
lying there like a shot French cartoonist. For Love’s
sake,do something! Move,say a word, twitch, twist,coil,do
something! Don’t just lie there! Like a cornered terrorist.
Be active. Tafathali.

12. We have a very short attention span. Very very short.
Kindly shorten Your stories. Make them at least 6 minutes
long maximum. Or 4. Any story You give us becomes
boring by the 7th minute. In fact,by the 7th minute,we
are NOT listening anymore. Just shut up already. Please.
We can pick up from where You left tomorrow.


13. That we are NOT mind-readers. We do NOT posses
the supernatural ability to read minds,bend time,access
hidden thoughts and perform spiritual discernment. If
something is bothering You,tell Us. If we did something
wrong,tell Us. If we’ve made a mistake,tell us. Just
SPEAK UP! Please! Going silent for 72 hours straight will
not solve a thing! We are not telepathic,paranormal
creatures! Just talk!

14. That when a Man says HE “LOVES YOU”,He does. “I
Love You” are the 3 hardest words that a man can ever
say. Ever! And if a man ever says those 3 words to
You,believe him. He is serious. Do not doubt it. Never
doubt it. Those words are very very powerful. Coming
from a man. Better believe him

Aww…Basketmouth Visits His Old School After 20 Years & Sits On His Old Seat



Comedian Basketmouth visited his secondary school today – United Christian Secondary School Apapa, Lagos – and he had a whole lot of fun. He shared pictures from his visit and he
shared that he got an opportunity to sit on his same seat, in the same corner and in the same classroom that he sat 20 years.



Sex Techniques Women Love



Women are sexual objects and as much as they would
not let us men know, there are some things they love
when we have sex » with them. She may act prude,
pious or priggy but I tell you, there is no woman who does
not not good, down to earth sex.


She won't tell you this but you have to learn to give
her the best of time while in the shag. Think less of
yourself and pleasure and instead, you need to think
about the woman whilst having sex. It’s easy to give guys a
good ride, but for women, it’s different.


You need to know what she wants, and then give it to
her. Listening to what women have to say and doing
the techniques that you think that they want you to
do, is one big thrill they will never forget in their life.


So we have pin-pointed 5 top sex techniques » your
woman would love so much.
Here we go?


Give Her A Good Head

Most Nigerian men, and even women » , shy away when the
issue of a cunnilingus is mentioned but deep down, women
love it so much and wish their men would try it out on them.
So one top sex technique women love is when you go down
on them. Just as much as you like it and expect your woman
to give you a blow job, so a woman loves her man to go down
on her. It is important to give a woman good head and to
show her that you care.

The tricks to giving a woman a good head starts by getting to
know what she likes, because all women are different - the
difference can be anything, for example, she may want you to
go sidewards with your tongue or up and down, clockwise or
anti-clockwise with your tongue.

When you know what the woman likes, do it and when you get
to the finish, stay on that spot because if you move around
too much, you’re going to lose it.
Some women even prefer a good tongue to a penis, and you
can be big or small in the penis department, but a tongue is a
tongue. With head, you can experiment by going around the
area and glazing over her clitoris, something your penis
cannot do.

Talk Dirty

You may have been married to your wife for years and think
she has lost the ability to enjoy sex like she used to do when
you were newly married but you will be shocked at what her
secret wishes would be. And one thing women love but won't
tell you is when you talk dirty to them.

By talking dirty, we do not mean saying some four letter curse
words when you are in action, but those sexy-dirty things
about what you would like to do to her, calling her lovely
names and asking her what she wants you to do to her.
When you’re in the missionary position, look at her right in the
eyes and talk some dirty dialogue, because by looking into
each other’s eyes, you’re connecting whilst having sex.
Tell her that you love her smile and her beautiful eyes, and tell
her how hard she’s making you. Women love a bit of dirty
dialogue; they want someone to talk to. Another top tip is
when you’re talking dirty, you’ve got to do it quite breathy
and in a very sexy way, as if making love to her is the best
thing that ever happens to you: the catch is you must mean
it.

Foreplay For All

All women love foreplay, and that is one thing most men do
not take into consideration when it comes to sex. They
believe that once they get an erection, they can jusy jump on
a woman and hump around till he satiates himself. In fact,
you are doing your sex life more harm than good. Every
woman loves to be cuddled, touched in all the erogenous
zones, get her so hot till she begs you to come into her.



Rough It Up With Doggy

Even if she is your wife, giving it to her from the rear, brings
out the best in her. Don’t be afraid to get a little rough with
your woman especially when you’re doing it doggy style; she
would love it. You can normally start from the missionary
position and then move over to the doggy style without
breaking the motion, or start with the doggy style and end
with the missionary; but however you go about it, do a mix ob
both or more styles.

Creativity

Every woman loves a man who is creative when it comes to
love making. She won't long for you when you do the same
thing every other time. What happened to your inventiveness
and sense of innovation?

No woman wants you to give it to her the same way every
night; it should be a potpourri of different techniques and sex
styles to bring out the best in her.
You have to make your relationship somehow more exciting
or you’ll just bore each other. A lot of marriages break up
because of boredom, not because of money and stress, so put
in some creativity when in comes to sex and see your
marriage or relationship bloom.





Wednesday, January 14, 2015

NZ navy barred from boarding boats in fishing stand- off


The New Zealand navy is engaged in a stand-off with two
boats thought to be illegally fishing toothfish in the Southern
Ocean.

Naval patrol vessel HMNZS Wellington had been monitoring
the vessels which are sailing under the flag of Equatorial
Guinea, the foreign minister said.
Overnight authorities in Guinea gave New Zealand permission
to board them.
But crew members barred authorities from boarding the
vessels.

Foreign Minister Murray McCully said HMNZS Wellington tried
to board the ships which was its "legitimate right", but the
vessels refused to co-operate.
"Due to the conditions and the evasive tactics of the masters,
it was not possible to safely board these vessels."



While the ships are flying flags from Equatorial Guinea, Mr
McCully said there was reason to believe they might be linked
to a Spanish syndicate.

New Zealand was now working with Interpol to prevent the
boats being offloaded at nearby ports and to investigate the
links with the Spanish syndicate, the New Zealand Herald
reported.

Mr McCully said New Zealand had strong evidence the vessels
were illegally fishing toothfish, also known as Chilean sea
bass.

"What we have already achieved is significant photographic
evidence of what these guys have been up to down there," he
said. "This is cynical international criminal activity and we
need to stamp it out."

The Southern Ocean fishery is tightly regulated and cannot be
fished by countries that do not belong to a multi-national
conservation body.



Man arrested for selling urine as whiskey


Lagos – An English man was arrested and admitted to
selling urine and faeces and pretended that its whiskey and
vodka,  Nicholas Stewart, 35, was caught selling the fake alcohol for $15 to tourists in Blackpool, England.

After a lab analysis was taken it was discovered that it was
not alcohol but it was water mixed with urine and faeces
which is hazardous and it contained the e-coli bacteria.
Stewart received a 70 day jail term suspended for 12
months.

The 9 Most Questionable Golden Globes Dates



Stars’ plus-ones have long been a source of
questionable decision making at the awards show.
From barefoot acceptance speeches to P. Diddy, the
Globes’ alcohol enthusiast, the Golden Globes
Awards is no stranger to strangeness. Stars’ plus-
ones have long been a source of questionable
decision making at the awards show.
On Sunday, Jan. 11, celebs will hit the carpet with
dates in tow. Here’s a look back at some of the
most questionable pairs.

1. Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton
(2002). Long before Angie got chummy with Pope
Francis, she was better known for accessorizing with
vials of blood. Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton were
famous for packing on the red carpet PDA, although
in 2002 they cleaned up with coordinating black
satin. Never Forget.

2. Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt (1996). And long
before Brad Pitt was Mr. Angelina Jolie, he had a
host of interesting red carpet affairs. Pitt and then-
girlfriend Gwyneth Paltrow arrived at the Golden
Globes in 1996 in matchy-matchy black and white
outfits. We can’t decide which is a better ‘90s
statement: Brad’s sunnies or that oversized collar.
3. Nick Nolte and Vicki Lewis (1999). Those
coordinating red carpet glasses—need we say more?

4. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon (1998). Ah, one of
Hollywood’s longest running bromances. Matt
Damon’ spikey, bleached hair and Ben Affleck’s wide
black tie are what the ‘90s are made of.

5. Leonardo Dicaprio and his mom (1994). Leo is
known for his laundry list of supermodel dates, but
back in the day, he brought his mom to the awards
show. We can’t get enough of that sideswept hair
and textured vest.

6. Sharon Stone and her mom (2003). Sharon Stone
and her mom arrived at the Globes, both dressed
head-to-toe in black. The abundance of paradoxical
apparel happening here is almost admirable.

7. Helena Bonham Carter and mom (2011). Helena
Bonham Carter also brought her mom along. From
Carter’s mismatching shoes to her mom’s full-body
dress texture, it’s not hard to see where the offbeat
actress got her fashion sense.

8. Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton
(2013). Helena strikes again! These recent exes
were the face of eccentricity in Hollywood. This date
was just one of many curious—yet somehow
complementary—outings the couple went on.

9. Paz de la Huerta and date (2011). To be fair, this
was a post-Globes photo, but it is memorable
nonetheless. This questionable picture was captured
only moments before her dress gave way to a full-
on nip slip.
So which Golden Globe plus-one do you think is the
most questionable?

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Did Kylie Jenner Just Call Herself the ''Designated Ugly Fat Friend''?!


Safe to say Kylie Jenner has been making some interesting
fashion choices as of late.

The 17-year-old E! star stepped out in Malibu, Calif. on
Monday where she was photographed sporting a white tank
top which read, "I'm somebody's DUFF."
And in case you aren't up to speed with what the kids are
saying these days, let us clarify: DUFF stands for "designated
ugly fat friend."

While the style statement was certainly surprising, there's
another possible explanation for Jenner's tank as the acronym is also the name of an upcoming high school comedy starring Bella Thorne, Mae Whitman and Allison Janney (presumably, there's some cross promotion going on here).

PHOTOS: Kylie Jenner's best looks
In signature Kylie fashion, the teen star teamed her eyebrow-
raising tee with a pair of skin-tight jeans and sky-high lace-up black booties. She was also sporting a full face of makeup (with her perfect pout fully in tact!) just one day after posting a fresh-faced selfie.

Jenner recently opened up to the February issue of
Cosmopolitan about growing up in her famous family,
admitting the endless spotlight has been tough to deal with,
particularly when she was younger.

"When I was like 10, 11, 12, I had a really hard time with the
media," the brunette stunner, who is no stranger to tabloid
rumors, admitted of her upbringing. "During your adolescence, girls deal with their peers at school, then they go home and they don't have to deal with it [there]. It was a lot more haters to deal with...especially since I was younger and my sisters were so beautiful and had it all together."
She added: "I can have my moments and say that I don't want this life anymore, but I wouldn't trade it for the world. The good is definitely worth the bad."

Certificate: lawyer wants court to determine Buhari’s eligibility

A legal practitioner, Chukwunweike Okafor has written to the
Chief Judge of the Federal High Court of Abuja for a special
hearing on a case seeking to determine the eligibility or
otherwise of the All Progressives Congress (APC) presidential
candidate, Muhammadu Buhari over school certificate issue.
Okofor, a senior partner at Emerald Attorneys & Solicitors,
appealed to the judge to set up a panel that will begin hearing
on the suit, since the courts had been on strike.
He said in a letter addressed to the chief judge, which was
dated January 12, that the suit had been ready since January
6, but could not be filed due to the industrial action embarked
upon by the federal high court staff nationwide.
The lawyer said there was the need to commence hearing on
the suit “As a result of the nature and urgency of this matter
which borders on the qualification or non-qualification of
General Muhammadu Buhari (Rtd) who is the presidential
candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC).
“My Lord, we have reviewed all the documents published by
the Independent National Electoral Commission and inclusive
of the said documents is the affidavit deposed by General
Muhammadu Buhari which clearly shows that the nomination
of General Muhammadu Buhari by the All Progressives
Congress does not meet the minimum requirement enshrined
in Section 31 (d) of the 1999 Constitution of the Federal
Republic of Nigeria.”
He said upon this review, “we have formed a strong case to
be made for the qualification or non-qualification of General
Muhammadu Buhari to contest as the presidential candidate
of the All Progressives Congress in the 2015 elections.”
Mr Okafor then sought departure from the rules of the court to
hear the case, despite the ongoing strike, which, he said,
becomes necessary since the presidential election has been
slated to hold in less than 30 days from now.

I'M NOT MOVING TO CHELSEA - MESSI


Four-time World Player of the Year Lionel Messi has shot
back angrily at rumours that he could leave Barcelona after
clashing with coach Luis Enrique and the club's
board, AFP reports.

The Argentine was in top form with a goal and two assists
as the Catalan giants ended and unsettling week off the
field with a crucial 3-1 win over La Liga champions Atletico
Madrid on Sunday.

'I have never demanded anything to ensure that I stay
because I have never had any intention of leaving,' he told
Barca TV after the match.

'I have heard it said that my dad has spoken to Chelsea or
Manchester City. It is all lies.
'I have taken this chance to deny it so that everyone knows
the truth.'

Messi had missed training last week Monday, citing a
stomach bug, after being left on the bench by Enrique for
last weekend's 1-0 defeat to Real Sociedad.
And he sent the rumour mill into overdrive later in the day
by following Chelsea and two of their players Thibaut
Courtois and Filipe Luis on social media site Instagram.
Sources in the Catalan press then claimed Messi had met
with Barca president Josep Maria Bartomeu in midweek to
ask for the former Barca captain Enrique to be replaced as
coach.

'I am grateful to be able to give my version of events,' he
said.
'It hurts me because it comes from here, from Barcelona,
from people that love the club, or say they do. It doesn't
come from Madrid like it has in the past.
'It is not good that they look for rivalry between Luis
Enrique and I because there isn't any,' Messi added. Agency
report

Monday, January 12, 2015

Kanye West's ex Amber Rose shows off a curvy booty that Kim Kardashian would be proud of as she rocks up to Golden Globes bash in clinging white gown


Kim Kardashian has arguably the most famously curvy behind
in the world in but Amber Rose certainly gave her a run for
her money on Sunday night. The 31-year-old model - who previously dated Kim's husband Kanye West - hit up the NBCUniversal Golden Globes afterparty at LA's Beverly HIlton hotel in a clinging white dress, which emphasised her rounded posterior. Amber's plunging gown left little to the imagination, showing off her impressive cleavage in front and displaying her bootylicious behind.



FIFA will tonight name the 2014 FIFA Ballon D'Or winner. Between Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo and Manuel Neuer, who will win the award in Zurich???



FIFA will tonight name the 2014 FIFA Ballon D'Or winner.

Between Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo and Manuel Neuer, who will win the award in Zurich???

World's largest tumour removed from body of a Chinese man


9 doctors were on their feet for 960 minutes (16 hours) before they could remove 110kg of needless flesh from Yang Jianbin.



He was born with a dark birth mark which grew into a tumour at the age of nine on the right side of his lower back. At age 12 it was the size of a fist and he had to undergo  surgery rid of
it. But it quickly started to grow again until he can only lie down or sit on his bed.


Chief surgeon Chen Minliang said, "We have seen neurofibromatosis patients before, but this is the biggest nChief surgeon Chen Minliang said, "We have seen neurofibromatosis patients before, but this is the biggest nerve tumor we ever saw. Yang is now recovering well and is expected to be discharged later this month."erve tumor we ever saw. Yang is now recovering well and is expected to be discharged later this month."


Fire outbreak in Balogun market [PHOTOS]


The fire is believed to have started in the early hours of the morning and has destroyed four houses, five plazas and a bank building in the area.


The popular Balogun market in Lagos State was today, January 12, the scene of a raging inferno.
The fire is believed to have started in the early hours of the morning and has destroyed four houses, five plazas and a bank building in the area.
The cause of the fire is unknown but men of the fire service have since arrived at the scene to tackle the blaze. This comes after a fire also razed a settlement in Ebute Metta, beside the Third Mainland Bridge yesterday night.

Sound Sultan Opens Up On The Secret to His Successful Marriage


You’ve been married for a while now. What is the secret
of your staying married despite being a popular celebrity?

Five years is not a while, compared to our parents’
upheld marriage and its values. For me, I am a very
conservative person. And God bless their souls, my
parents were very wonderful as a couple and as
parents. When I wanted to get married, people were
like you wan go marry; you go lose all your fans.
People have a way of scaring, especially artistes, out
of marriage but you will be surprised how many
gangster rappers in America have wonderful families,
as long as you can keep your marriage away from
paparazzi, the better for the family. The more you
want to make a star out of all of them, the more
they start finding out about them. And nobody is
perfect.

How did you propose to her?

The other day I was reading one wedding magazine,
then I was ashamed to show my wife because the
person proposed on a helicopter. He was flying and
he said ‘will you marry me?’
Trust me, I can’t even remember how I proposed to
my wife. We just saw that we got married. We
courted like seven years before we eventually got
married. So, she has known me ever since before
marriage. I’ve known her for twelve years now.
She’s like my friend, my everything. It just like you
and your friend saying you want to do something,
you don’t have to start kneeling down. If I kneel
down, she go say wetin happen. She no go even
believe say na proposal.

What was the attraction?

The attraction is because she’s a very natural
person. Anybody that knows her knows that she’s
very natural. And she’s a very respectful person.
She’s just everything you want in a woman. She’s
not my fan like that. She even likes Blackface and
Bob Marley. But she’s a nice person. She helps me
build my dreams and helps me to me good. She’s
the type of person that really loves helping people. If
you have a partner that helps you help people it a
good thing.

President Jonathan To Visit Obasanjo Today In Abeokuta



Barring any last minute change in plan, President Goodluck
Jonathan will on Monday (today), visit former President
Olusegun Obasanjo in his Abeokuta, Ogun State residence.
The meeting will come less than 48hours after Obasanjo made
a surprise appearance at the wedding service of Jonathan’s
foster daughter, Inebharapu, at the National Christian Centre,
Abuja. Obasanjo and Jonathan have not been seen together in public events lately, especially since the public presentation of his book, My Watch, which is critical of the President among
others. The former President had last Monday said Nigeria was facing economic problems due to the failure of the present administration to plan for a rainy day.
He told eminent women leaders from the South-West, who
visited him at his Hilltop residence in Abeokuta, Ogun State,
that the nation’s reserves which as of 2007 stood at $67bn
had been depleted by the Federal Government.
Our correspondent learnton Sunday that Jonathan would use
the opportunity of his visit to Abeokuta for his campaign rally
to visit Obasanjo who had withdrawn from active participation
in the activities of the Peoples Democratic Party.
A top government official who is aware of the arrangement
told THE PUNCH that Jonathan had been scheduled to visit
the former president.
He however said he did not have the details of whether the
meeting would hold before the rally or after.
“I don’t have the details, but I can inform you authoritatively
that the two of them are scheduled to meet tomorrow,” he
said.
Jonathan may use the opportunity of the meeting to appeal to
Obasanjo to have a rethink on his (Jonathan’s) bid for re-
election in February.
Meanwhile, the Peoples Democratic Party Presidential
Campaign Organisation has called on the presidential
candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Maj.Gen.
Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), to caution his supporters in order
to promote a peaceful election.
The Director of Media and Publicity of the Organisation, Chief
Femi Fani-Kayode, made the call in a statement issued on
Sunday in Abuja against the backdrop of the violence
unleashed on President Goodluck Jonathan’s campaign buses
at Zololo Junction along Bauchi Road in Jos North North
Local Government Area of Plateau State on Saturday.
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Crazy Things People Do During Harmattan Season In Jos


The Jos Plateau is the largest plateau in Nigeria and owing
to its elevation, Jos is the coldest city in Nigeria (about the
temperature of California, USA) for example, the temperature
here now us about 15°C and it has gone south of 10°C at a
point in this winter (Yes it is better referred to as winter, this
one don pass ordinary harmattan) Because of this cold
weather, people usually does some things that would be
considered wild by Lagos standards. I present to you below,
a few of them.

1. Boiling water to brush teeth or do dishes:
Some people actually boil the water they wanted to use for
brushing Their teeth or do their dishes because ordinary
water will be freezing cold and coupled with the freezing
breeze is a no no

2. Ladies wearing socks on ANYTHING they wore:
It is not uncommon seeing 'Big girls' wearing socks on office
suits and skirts, even after dressing for an owanbe party,
socks and gloves were freely worn on the Ankara and lace
attires. In short, their is no dressing that's weird here,
anything goes PS: Weird dressing doesn't exclude men too o! I saw a man yesterday that wore a sweater over his shirt before putting on the suit jacket

3. Purposely Staying under the sun:
You'll see people intentionally staying under the sun as soon
as it comes out just to feel the warmth of the greatest
source of energy.

4. Bathing with boiled water:
I dare say that there is nobody I mean NOBODY in this Jos
that has the effrontery to bath with ordinary water as history
has it that some people actually froze to their death when
they tried it in times past.

5. Putting on electric stove in the bedroom:
because of the unusual cold, some people will put on the
electric stove at night just so they can be warm throughout
the night.

6. Sleeping with more than two pieces of clothing on:
Its a common thing if people slept dressing like an
astronaut, I mean with two trousers, two shirts, one
Cardigan, head warmer and hear muffs, Hand gloves and
socks all under a cover cloth/duvet! Lil!
If you're staying on the Jos or Taraba plateau please add
yours

Iamlarex

Sunday, January 11, 2015

What Mysterious Animal Chupacabra Is?


The chupacabra is Spanish word from chupar – to suck and cabra – goat. There is a lot of rumor about this creature which claimed to live in part of Americas because it likes hot air conditions. This animal was first reported in Puerto Rico, than in Mexico, and the United States. Chupacabras are said to kill livestock and tear them to pieces and are often portrayed as a cross between a dog and a wolf. Whatever this
animal is or if it is an alien, we have to wait on DNA analysis to create a clear image of its origin.

Photo: Warri Big Boy Baba T Rocked a N4.9m Suit for his Wedding Today in Warri


Check out the hot gist that came with this photo, guys!
Tuoyo Omatsuli aka Baba T, the Executive director, Projects
at the NDDC, for his big wedding that brought the big stars -
Davido, Patoranking, Big Brother Tayo Faniran and Lilian
Afegbai to Warri today rocked a 3 piece suit that was hand
made by Ermenegildo Zegna and worth £17000 (N4,930,000).
Pictured above is him and his beautiful bride and Warri
billionaire Ayiri Emami who was his best man. N4.9m for just
the suit?! That's some people's entire wedding budget!! Some
people's annual salary for two years!!! Oga Ayiri also rocked a
handmade 3 piece suit worth the same amount N4.9m from
the same designer.

Saturday, January 10, 2015

Youth Set Jonathan's Campaign Vehicle On Fire In Jos


Some angry youth on Saturday attacked and set fire on a
campaign bus branded with President Goodluck Jonathan’s
campaign posters at Zololo junction, Bauchi road in Jos, Jos
north Local Government area of Plateau state.
The bus was on fire at the time of filling this report. However,
witnesses said the driver of the bus escaped unhurt.
It is not clear what led to the attack. Police could not be
immediately reached for comments.
A witness whose car was also torched by the rampaging mob,
said another Peoples Democratic Party, PDP-branded car was
also set alight.
The source, who only identified herself as Mrs. Rose, told
PREMIUM TIMES that her Honda car was also smashed by
the protesting youth.
She said the road leading to the area was blocked by the
rampaging youth, as they bashed other vehicles plying the
route.
According to her, the incident occurred in the presence of
members of the Special Taskforce on Jos crisis STF, who
could not help stop the action of the youth.
The incident has generated tension within the state capital
Jos, as residents rushed home for safety.
The attack occurred as PDP supporters in the state converged
at the Hiapang Airport to receive the gubernatorial candidate
of the party, Gyang Pwajok, who was returning from Lagos
after receiving his flag last Thursday.

Ladies U Must Stop This If U Want To Attract Serious Mind


Its true men want a less demanding or material surfing
partner for a serious relationship.

No man likes it wen u make demands on him bt wen he feels
good wit it, den his view of u has change to just catching fun.
Men like to feels responsible for ur needs without reminding
him of it. Men likes it wen u dnt wait for him to take an
independent Initiative. Wat dis mean is; we see dese women
as cultured n special gift n any man will go his extra length to
keeping her to himself.

Also, we luv it wen u find sumthin doing nt cause we want ur
money bt it makes us feel u won't stake ur time for
unproductive business behind ur man like cheating on him wen
he's broke. Since evry man want a decent woman to marry
likewise women hence easily accept working class.
I hope u ladies can take note of these shortfalls in ur affairs.

I Received The Shock Of My Life From A 13 Year Old Gir


I received the shock of my life yesterday. An 13yrs girl
of jss3 stopped me while i was going home and said
"Uncle, severally i find myself sitting all alone and
thinking about you and all your funny stuffs. I really like
you so much but i
also know that i am too young for you.
I wish that i was a little bit matured i could have asked
you to be my boyfriend".
I was speechless for about 10mins, i wasn't stunned
that a little girl was in love
with me but for the fact that as little as this girl was,
she was bold enough to go
for what she wants regardless of what the answer will
be to her.
Now it got me thinking of how many so called matured
ladies could do this.
What baffles me most is that they will be so in love with
you but never find the
courage to let you know, they wont tell you because
society demands that a guy
should be the one to always make the move.

If You Changed To The Opposite Sex Over Night, What Would You Do?


If you had the opportunity to become the opposite sex or if
you just wake up at 6am to find out that your balls/vag has
been replaced, what would you do?
Knowing that it would only last for 18 hours before you
change back (i.e. 6am - 12 mid-night)
For me,
1. Shave
2. Toast a girl
3 Leave a romantic legacy, so Naija guys would learn how
to be more romantic,
and lots more